Read more: The 25 best indie games of all time 5. The one with the hat would use its headwear like a boomerang, all while firing out chickens from the doors and having the barn jump around on its stubby little legs to try and squish Cuphead. What attacks they’d have: Like the hydra that grew two heads whenever one was cut off, each head emerging from the barn would multiply, with each one having its own attacks. Tractors have teeth instead of grills, cows walk on their hind legs, and all the crops prance around. So I’m thinking some poor farmer bought land but he wasn’t told it was an ancient burial ground, and all his things began to be possessed. What their level would look like: God, I don’t want to imagine what farm this building came from. Hot wax falling from the sky would need to be dodged, plus you have to try and avoid the initiation rituals… in the full-length cartoon that involves its main character dodging blades with teeth. I’m imagining it’d fire lit candles Cuphead’s way, culminating in a massive flamethrower attack. What attacks they’d have: Obviously the whole head-on-fire thing would be a gamechanger.
What their level would look like: Figures in dark robes would be swaying from side to side, with flaming braziers at either end. Or deadly force, depending on your point of view. Don’t think I haven’t noticed how bulbous that belly is either… the final form could have the tummy unzipped to reveal it’s being piloted by a seal bouncing a rubber ball, which would be fired at you with intense enthusiasm. I bet the tusks would detach and fire out torpedoes too.
What attacks they’d have: An almighty bodyslam wouldn’t go amiss, nor would throwing copious amounts of fish and possibly the odd unlucky chap whose job it is to feed the seals.